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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Andrew Tate or Nas Daily, who do you prefer more?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

No way

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

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No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can cheating be a result of not truly loving or caring for someone, or is it sometimes just a spur of the moment decision?