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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:42

Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So they tried
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Andrew Tate or Nas Daily, who do you prefer more?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No way
Is it difficult to learn C# if you are already familiar with Java?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
It sounds like WWE has an explosive angle planned for SmackDown - Cageside Seats
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...